New Year's Eve 2019 for kids - funny and modern

New Year's holidays are the most suitable time for communication with children. Parents and children are preparing together for the cherished date - decorate the house, decorate the Christmas tree. And if guests who also have children are expected on December 31 or January 1, this is an occasion to prepare a sketch for showing on New Year's Eve. Learning and rehearsing the role will give the guys great pleasure.

Very many scenarios for the holidays sin by the length and complexity of the preparation. It’s better to learn a few small scenes than one big and confusing story. They can be shown with breaks for games and competitions for guests.

The following scenes are suitable not only for home - you can use them when preparing a holiday at school or in kindergarten.

The best funny scenes for kids

Short funny scenes will amuse both children and adults for the New Year 2019. Mini-shows will make the holiday fun and memorable.

Letter to Santa Claus

Daughter: "Mom, please buy me a 96-sheet copybook!"
Mom (surprised): "Why are you so fat?"
Daughter: "I will write a letter to Santa Claus, what gifts I want! To make sure everything fits!"
Mom: "Just don’t forget to write to grandfather how you behaved this year!"
Daughter: “Well, if you write that it’s good, it will be a lie. And if you write that it’s bad, then I can’t see gifts like my ears.” I will write this: "Dear Grandfather Frost! Over this year, I have done a lot of rather original deeds! ..."

Order for Santa Claus

Son: "Dad, I just sent a letter to Santa Claus!"
Father: "And what did you order him, I wonder?"
Son: "Oh, just a little ... Just a designer, a machine gun and a laptop!"
Father: "These are all wonderful things, of course! But maybe you shouldn’t ask for a laptop? And then a long list turns out ..."
Son: "Oh, why are you so worried? Not you will buy gifts, but Santa Claus!"

How to get a gift

Child: "Mom, are you glad that the New Year is coming soon?"
Mom: "Well, of course, glad!"
Child: "And will you receive a New Year's gift from Santa Claus?"
Mom: "Santa Claus comes only to children! And my dad will probably buy a present for me."
Child: "What would you like to get from him?"
Mom: "To be honest, a mink coat! But I'm not sure that he will give it to me ..."
Child: "And you try to fall to the floor, scream and kick with your feet! It always works for me!"

About Little Johnny

Teacher: "Little Johnny, how can you relate to learning like this? What day, then deuce! If this goes on, your father will soon have gray hair."
Little Vovochka: "Oh, this will be a great New Year present for him! And he’s completely bald!"

Cool sketches for teens

Teenagers are able to learn large volumes of texts for role-playing. In the skits for them, humor prevails, "adult" realities are introduced.

Protection of Santa Claus

First guard: "Santa Claus is in place?"
Second guard: "Shh, come on, without names, there may be wiretapping. And anyway, it sounds intolerant."
The first: "And how should I?"
Second: "Pensioner Low-temperature! He will come when the clock shows certain numbers!"
First: "But we do not have a watch!"
Second: "They will inform us!"
The first: "What is Baba Yaga? Did you not throw the heaters anywhere? Did you place the heat guns?"
Second: "Everything is under control. We keep the adversary at a distance."
The first one: “I’m already young, but still there ... Then the Snow Maiden will change clothes, then Barbie, then Little Red Riding Hood. Here you need to keep your eyes open. It’s time to go around the territory, by the way.”
(The guards leave, after a while Baba Yaga jumps out)
Baba Yaga: "What, they didn’t wait ?! They thought they would calmly celebrate the New Year ?! And I’ve come! Now I’ll catch your grandfather frostbitten and put him on the battery! Let your old bones warm a bit! I’ll take my presents!
(The guards run out, grab Baba Yaga by the arms. The song "Our service is both dangerous and difficult" plays)
The first guard: "I got in, so I drove from a stupa by parachute? Now we’ll put you under lock and key, so as not to interfere with the celebration!"
Baba Yaga: "Boys, maybe it’s not necessary? Or maybe we’ll agree on a good one, will you? You will help me manage my grandfather, and I’ll take you to my staff. With a raise!"
The second guard: "You will negotiate with Koshchei the Immortal. He, too, has been sitting with us for a long time, on enhanced nutrition, by the way."
Both guards: "Santa Claus has incorruptible security! Happy New Year, guys!"
(Baba Yaga is led off the stage)

New Year's composition

Teacher (sitting at the table): "Holidays, holidays, but I need to work, check notebooks ... So, the essay" So I asked Santa Claus for the New Year. "It’s interesting that they wrote here. The first is Vovochka ..."
(The teacher opens the notebook, Vovochka comes on the scene)
Little Vovochka: "I would ask Santa Claus to make sure that no writings were to be written next year!"
(Little Vova leaves)
Teacher: "Well, with this everything is clear, loafer ... Next notebook. Mashenka. Stop, why is the makeup catalog attached to the essay?"
(The notebook opens, Mashenka enters the scene)
Mashenka: "I would ask Santa Claus for New Year's items No. 145, 146 and 172!"
(Masha leaves)
Teacher: "Brevity is the sister of talent, or what? Okay ... Who is next? Egor!"
(Yegor appears on the scene)
Egor: “To ask Santa Claus for something, you need to write a letter to him. And where is his personal e-mail to get? Here you can’t do without breaking the system ...”
(Yegor leaves in deep thought)
Teacher: "Everything is clear, the hacker is growing. Oh, I'm tired of something, then, probably, check."
(All the children run out onto the stage)
Chorus: "Happy New Year, with new happiness!"

The oligarch and his daughter

Oligarch: "Zlata, daughter, do you know what holiday happens at the end of December?"
Zlata: “Dad, I’m only 11 years old, why should I understand all this? The calendar at our house hangs on the third floor in the fifth room - take the elevator and look.”
Oligarch: "Actually, we already celebrated this holiday, guess for yourself."
Zlata: "This is when we went to Hawaii?"
Oligarch: "No, it was your birthday. The fifth day of every month."
Zlata: "And, I remember, a holiday when we rode in a tank?"
Oligarch: "No, we celebrated Victory Day."
Zlata: "When did you fly on an airplane?"
Oligarch: "And this is Aviation Day!"
Zlata: "Well then, I give up!"
Oligarch: "New Year is coming soon! My favorite holiday!"
Zlata: "What is so special about him?"
Oligarch: "Well, on this day it is customary to give presents!"
Zlata: “No, but what’s special?”
Oligarch: "And I don’t give gifts!"
Zlata (surprised): "And who?"
Oligarch: "Santa Claus!"
Zlata: “And where is he on the Forbes list?”
Oligarch: "No way. Giving gifts is his job. And on this day everyone gets together, drinks, eats tangerines and shouts" Christmas tree, burn! "
Zlata: “Why burn her?”
Oligarch: “No, they don’t burn her! Lanterns and toys are hung on her. My hands are itching. Ida decorate a Christmas tree!”
Zlata: "Come on! Only half of the toys - to me!"
(Dad and daughter leave the stage)

Morning party

A matinee in kindergarten or in the lower grades of the school will be decorated with a small New Year theme with several characters.

Cinema about Santa Claus

The director reads the main text, children in costumes act out the performance. Characters can also be inanimate objects.

Director: “We’re making a movie about Santa Claus. Camera, motor, let's go! Once Grandfather harnessed his horse and went to cut a tree in the forest. And what's going on in the forest: the wind is noisy, the wolves howl, the owl hoots. He ran past a deer, tapped hooves The hares jumped out into the clearing, kicked the stump. They saw Grandfather with the horse and rode away. He sat on the stump, looked around. He saw a lot of Christmas trees around. He went to one Christmas tree, touched it. It wasn’t good. He looked at the other Christmas tree, also didn’t like it. He looks - the third one is just right. He swung his ax at her, and the Christmas tree begs ... "
Fir-tree No. 3: "Grandfather-grandfather, don’t chop me! I’m not good for kids. My leg is lame, the needles crumble, the bark is all peeling off!"
Director: "Grandfather obeyed, but he approached another Christmas tree. He touched it. And the needles are strong, and the bark is whole, and the trunk is straight. It’s suitable for the New Year! Look, but the ax has already lost somewhere! He decided to pull out the tree with the root . And the Christmas tree tells him ... "
Fir-tree №4: "Pull-pull, old, all the same there will not be enough strength."
Director: "My grandfather began to drag the tree. He can’t pull it out. Hares came to the rescue. Pull-pull - to no avail. They called the wolves. Pull-pull - again it doesn’t work. The wolves called the owl. Everyone began to pull the Christmas tree. The Christmas tree rests, it’s not given "Yes, the wind is blowing! On the one hand, it’s not blowing! On the other hand, there’s a Christmas tree! Blowing on the third side! Here we pulled out the Christmas tree! I was glad to see my grandfather, put the Christmas tree on a sled and went with her to the kids, celebrate New Year! End movie! "

Bored Christmas tree

There is an elegant Christmas tree with a sad look, it looks sadly at the floor. The Leader comes.

Presenter: "Hello, children! How smart you are today, how beautiful! It's expensive to watch! That's how it is to celebrate the New Year! So, where is the Christmas Tree? Where? Here it is! Oh, what are you, the Christmas Tree , so sad? Let’s find out from her why she’s sad? "
Christmas tree: "I’m bored with you here! Here are my girlfriends - everyone is standing in the city squares. They have music there and they are dressed up luxuriously and they have lots of gifts! And what am I? Eh ..."
Presenter: "Why are you, Yolochka, saying that? We have a lot of fun here! Look how many girls and boys! They all know how to us - they dance, they sing songs, they tell poems."
Christmas tree: "Oh, I don’t believe something? Is it true that he can sing?"
Host: “Of course we can! Guys, will we sing for the Christmas tree?”
(Children sing a New Year's song)
Fir-tree: "Yes, it's not bad! I already like it here. Maybe you still know how?"
(Children show numbers, recite poems)
Christmas tree: "Well, now I see that it was not in vain here! Do you have gifts for me?"
(Children decorate the Christmas tree with tinsel, snowflakes cut out of paper)
Presenter: "Christmas tree, do you still want us to leave the square for your girlfriends?"
Christmas tree: "I want to stay with you! You are very funny and beautiful, you know how to celebrate a holiday."
(Children dance around the Christmas tree)

Useful Tips

When preparing sketches for the New Year's Eve 2019, consider the following tips.

Too complicated scenario is not suitable for kids.
Careful preparation of costumes is necessary for activities at school or in kindergarten. If at home the character will be indicated only symbolically, several features (for example, Santa Claus - with a red cap) - it does not matter.
The room should have New Year's attributes.
To memorize a role is optional. The main thing is to remember the general plot, because even at real concerts, actors sometimes improvise. Have a dress rehearsal just before the holiday
After playing the scenes, you can hold New Year's contests.

Young artists who have played their roles with dignity deserve an award. After the scenes are completed, do not forget to give all participants sweet gifts. This will be a great incentive to arouse children's interest in performances, which can later come in handy (remember how much movie actors and former KVN-schiki who have become television comedians earn).